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Sunday - 3/20/06 

9:12 pm

Santa Monica, CA

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The 
Bike Path


 

I started the day out by changing the strings on my guitar, which 
badly needed to be changed. I'm not sure the last time I changed them. 

I gave the neck a good cleaning too which it needed as well. 

 

After that I took the bicycle out again to go 
exploring. This famed bicycle is pictured below.

I had to buy a new inner tube and air pump to fill it 
but it is still by far the best way to get around.

 

I left the house my usual route, west, toward the beach. 

What other direction is there?

 

I headed down Pearl street 

and took a few more pictures 
of the nice houses in the area

 

The houses are small, or "cozy" may be a better word

Actually that one isn't as cozy but for the most part...

 

This one is somewhat huge for the area too

 

These below are a better representation

 

I wondered what it would be like to
go to Santa Monica Middle School

 

I then headed up the familiar hill towards the ocean

Smelling the ocean air soon after cresting the hill

 

(This is my new favorite part of the day)

 

Seeing the Pacific ocean emerge over the
trees, with a rush of sea air following suit

 

 

 

The dwellings closer to the beach are really nice

 

I finally made it to the beach and took a left instead of a right toward the pier for some reason. I'm glad I did because the bike path I had been riding on simply to get to the Promenade and Pier is a lot longer and more enjoyable than I thought. 

I went at least a few miles down 
the path, enjoying the scenery.

 

The path wound around the beach which was 
pretty well populated for a mid-march day

 

 

The path took me down to Venice beach which 
was crowded with all kinds of people despite the 
semi-chilly breeze rushing steadily off the ocean

There were folks walking around outdoor shops

Renting bikes, and enjoying the sun

Get out of my way!!!!

 

 

I stopped at this bend in the path for a few minutes...

...taking pictures of the variety of people all meandering down the path. 
There was an incredibly diverse array of bikers, rollerbladers, walkers
and runners of all speeds and intensities racing together down the path. 

I tried to capture the diversity of people in these pictures

 

but of course there was practically no-one  in this one 

I thought it was intriguing that my camera skills would be so bad after all this, but more so how we all seemed to coexist in harmony traveling down a bike path, but more profoundly have trouble getting along together in the real world. Since arriving in LA I have noticed a definite distance between people. Not the selfish, busy, and arrogant attitude so commonly found in the northeast, but almost a suspicion towards other people. I found the best way to break through this is just to smile. Nine times out of ten I am met with a broad smile instead of a hurried glance down toward the ground or cellphone. The other ten percent of the time I am savagely beaten. I think everyone here wants to have a good time but because of the immense diversity it is sometimes tough to break through. Or maybe I'm just light-headed from too much biking. Whatever the case I then found a tunnel on the bike path. 

 

I love tunnels. 

 


This was the outside of the tunnel

 

 

This was the inside

After the mind-blowing tunnel, which went under 
the Pier, I saw some really nice beach houses.

the spiral stairs were key

 

I guess at this point I should 
switch to my
ranting yellow text

These places must cost a fortune

 

"Just $2,500 a month for a square inch in the basement behind the heater, 
to the left of the oil tank, and only 4 inches high off the ground."


Air will cost you extra. 

we have it piped in from Peri-air

 

 

 

 

Total Spaceballs ripoff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey it's a great deal for somewhere to store one of your flip flops.

 

ok

 

 

- Back to the tunnel -

 

I then went up on the Pier to check out the street performers again

or "Pier-formers" if I could be so rudimentary

 

 

There was a stage set up but they were 
just milling around onstage so I moved on

 

 

Then I got yelled at by this freakazoid 
who was doing paintings in the street

I didn't get a photo because he was one scary dude. Only 5 feet tall at best but he was dressed in the most Gothic getup imaginable. He was outfitted in black leather from head to toe, and had black face paint with a big star over one eye like the band Kiss, pictured below

Oh wait those are pandas.

 

Anyway you get the idea. 

 

I was taking a picture of his cutesy sign

 I didn't want to take pictures of his artwork as I know some people don't like that. He came running over when he saw me taking pictures waving his arms and screaming something I couldn't hear because I had my earphones in. When I pulled them out he said "Hey man, don't take pictures of my art, man", and I replied "It's cool man, I just wanted a picture of your sign man". He looked at me as if I were deranged and said..."Man, that's weird". Now it didn't hit me until a couple miles down the bike path that this freak of nature had called me weird. I had to pull over to the side of the path I was laughing so hard. He was right you know. I wanted a picture of the sign because of my Prior adventure with Richard the finger painter. For some reason it struck me as funny. His name wasn't Richard Prior, it was Deaba, or Beada, or some other Mexi-combination of those letters which I forgot. He assured me he'd forget my name as well so I didn't feel as bad about it.

 

 

Moving on

 

 

I saw this guy on the end of the Pier
doing a comedic juggling act for a few 

until he relentlessly started seeking coinage from the non-locals

 

 

Then I saw Zam-Pier and his magic flute

This guy was pretty good actually, His haunting sound reverberating 
around the Pier. He had backing accompaniment to keep him company,
which I thought was totally cheating, but he was good just the same

 

Then I looked around for my new friend the finger painter. I wanted to buy Teresa
a finger painted gift for letting me stay here for a spell until I quite literally get my act to
(and don't tell T I'm getting her a gift)

 

 

I thought I saw him but it was another finger painter

I liked the guy I met the other day so I moved on

 

to this guy, was it him?

No, after lifting his head I saw it wasn't

 

Where is he? What did he call in sick today?

 

Ah, there he is

This guy is really cool. Not out to raid your pockets like all the rest. he really seems to enjoy talking to people and had some great advice for my street / Pier-forming venture. He said he'd give me some pointers on good locations when I bring VSO back to perform. He was anxious to hear my performance which I was hoping wasn't just Pier pressure. I wonder if he thinks I'm just another flute-tooter or if he has any idea what's coming down the pike, or in this case; Pier. I'm sure I'll do well performing here to this multi-faceted crowd. I'd like to think I can entertain all of them with my irreverent omnidirectional diversity.

 

 

If all else fails I can do bike tours like this guy

Sorry Gary's bikes handlebar extension got in the way

 

but you get the idea

 

So after I got home the cat finally warmed up to me

 

Usually animals like me right off the bat but 
he took a day or two he started to really warm up

Warm up like a lava flow

 

This kitty-kritter was all of a sudden relentlessly seeking 
petting of any kind in a furious, undaunted display of affection

 

I was sitting there minding my own business checking my email when 
he pounced on me like a feline version of Rambo and insisted I pet him.

 

he is one of those cats that gets overly-excited due to petting issues

 

...one of those cats that likes a good fist to rub against

 

 

or a guitar if one is close by

 

 

He was going looney tunes 

 

 

I consider myself a master cat petter

Now I'm not gloating with this,
as there isn't much of a future in it

 

Eventually he started batting my 
hand as I poked him in the stomach

 

Luckily he was de-clawed but I was seriously
injured by the hilarity of the whole thing

 

We were engaged in a petty cat-fight

 

Eventually he started going bonkers so I had to leave the room

He finally settled down and we hung out and watched TV

 

 

THE END

 

(for now)

 

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